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Ab hum aapke raste mein kabhi nahi ayenge.
Hume pata hai aap hume kaat khayenge,
hum to hai bahut hi gareeb aadmi, 14 injection kahan se lagwaenge.

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Rin lagaaya aur daag gaya wah wah,
rin lagaaya aur daag gaya, Abhijeet: Daya lagta hai, khooni bhaag gaya.

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Arj kiya hai, yu na kisi ke dil se khelo, wah wah..
Yu na kisi ke dil se khelo,
jab sms hi nahi karna hai,
to phone bechkar radio hi le lo.

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Arj kiya hai.
Delhi ki garmi se hai skin meri jali, wah wah gaur kijiyega,
delhi ki garmi se hai skin meri jali, Chura ke dil mera goriya chali.

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Ajnabi galiyo se gujra na karo, Dard-ae-dil liya aur diya na karo, Bacche ho abhi sms ke khel mein, Baraabri baadshaaho se kiya na karo.

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Arz hai…
Aap hamare dil mein base ho. . . . . . . .
Aap hamare dil mein base ho… Wah wah thoda side ho jaao saans lene waale pipe mein fase ho.

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Arz kiya hai..
ishq karne se pehle iska anjaam dekh lo, agar phir bhi samajh na aaye, to film tere naam dekh lo.

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Arz kiya hai –
Dil hai sachha aur dimaag hai kaccha wah wah wah. Dil hai sachha aur dimaagh hai kaccha..
tere messages nahi aa rahe kya baat hai bachha.

Funny Shayari For Husband

Arz kiya hai- jis bus mein baithi ho haseenaaye,
us bus ke shishe chatak jaate hai, driver chahe jitni tej chalaye, dewaane fir bhi latak jaate hain.

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Ho gayi galti humse,
Click ho gaya mouse Duniya ki parwaah chhodo,
ban jaao meri spouse!

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Roz subha hum karte hai Itne pyar se unhe good morning...
Woh humhe ghoor kar dekhte hain Jaise 0 ERRORS but 5 WARNINGS...

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Tumhare samne hain itney items Kabhi hame bhi pick karo... Hamare pyar ke ICON pe Kabhi to tum DOUBLE-CLICK karo...

Gulzar Shayari SMS

Thandi hawaon ko 'gar qaid karna bhi chahoon. Mui khidkiyan kabhi khulne ka naam nahin leti.

Gulzar Shayari for wife

Tilism hum bhi jaante hain. Mantar hum bhi maante hain. Bas, naam ke aage jadu nahin daalte hain.

Hindi Gulzar Shayari

Zindagi se dhakka lagne par bahas nahin ki. Sheesha utaara, thenga dikhaya aur aage badh gaya.

Hindi Hasya Filmy Shayari

Boss: Arz kiya hai………
Office may Kaam hote hain…
Galtiyon ka sama hota hai….
Aise mausam mein hi to PERFORMANCE jawan hote hai….
Dil ki khunnas BOSS Zabaan se nahi kehte…
Ye fasana to appraisal mein bayan hota hai….

Hindi Hasya Sms Shayari

Aap ke haath mein Mobile hai,
chehray pe khoob Smile hai,
Msgs ki achi khasi File hai,
phir bhi sms nahi karte ho,
Ye kon sa STYle hai

Hasya Poem Shayari

Phoolon ki tarah lagti ho
Chandan ki tarah mahakti ho
Khud bhi tum gamakti ho
Auro ko bhi gamkati ho
Tum rajni gandha ki tarah lagti ho
Badal ki tarah barasti ho
Sawan ki tarah andheri raton main
Bijli ki tarah chamkti ho
Barsat ki suhani rato main
Khud bhi pagal ho jati ho
Auro ko bhi pagal kar deti ho
Tum morni ki tarah lagti ho
Titliyon ki tarah ithlati ho
Jab phoolon ko dekhti ho
Bulbul ki tarah chahkti ho
Jab 'Amit' ko dekhti ho
Khud bhi tum bahakti ho
Auro ko bhi bahkati ho
Tum 'Basanti hawa' ki tarah lagti ho.

Hasya Hindi Shayari

"Hawa ke jhoke se khulne wala jura nahi hota,
Sada hasne wala kabhi budha nahi hota.

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Arz hai….
Har samundar mein saahil nahin hota
Har jahaaz mein missile nahin hota
Agar Dhirubhai Ambani nahin hota
To har gadhe ke paas mobile nahin hota…