Funny Hindi & English Shayari

Arz Hai
The Janaza Of Aashiq Is Nikla From The Gali of Mehbuba With Very Zor-Shor
The Mehbuba Jhaki From The Door & Boli Margaya Haramkhor. . .

Hindi Hasya Sharabi Shayari

sharab sharir ko khatam karti hai
sharab samaj ko khatam karti hai
aao aaj is sharab ko khatam karte hai
ek botal tum khatam karo ek hum khatam karte hai.

Hindi Hasya Filmy Shayari

Boss: Arz kiya hai………
Office may Kaam hote hain…
Galtiyon ka sama hota hai….
Aise mausam mein hi to PERFORMANCE jawan hote hai….
Dil ki khunnas BOSS Zabaan se nahi kehte…
Ye fasana to appraisal mein bayan hota hai….

Hindi Hasya Sms Shayari

Aap ke haath mein Mobile hai,
chehray pe khoob Smile hai,
Msgs ki achi khasi File hai,
phir bhi sms nahi karte ho,
Ye kon sa STYle hai

Hasya Poem Shayari

Phoolon ki tarah lagti ho
Chandan ki tarah mahakti ho
Khud bhi tum gamakti ho
Auro ko bhi gamkati ho
Tum rajni gandha ki tarah lagti ho
Badal ki tarah barasti ho
Sawan ki tarah andheri raton main
Bijli ki tarah chamkti ho
Barsat ki suhani rato main
Khud bhi pagal ho jati ho
Auro ko bhi pagal kar deti ho
Tum morni ki tarah lagti ho
Titliyon ki tarah ithlati ho
Jab phoolon ko dekhti ho
Bulbul ki tarah chahkti ho
Jab 'Amit' ko dekhti ho
Khud bhi tum bahakti ho
Auro ko bhi bahkati ho
Tum 'Basanti hawa' ki tarah lagti ho.

Hasya Hindi Shayari

"Hawa ke jhoke se khulne wala jura nahi hota,
Sada hasne wala kabhi budha nahi hota.

Hasya Hindi Shayari

Arz hai….
Har samundar mein saahil nahin hota
Har jahaaz mein missile nahin hota
Agar Dhirubhai Ambani nahin hota
To har gadhe ke paas mobile nahin hota…

Hindi Hasya Shayari

Hum to dil deneko taiyar baithe hai,
Darde mohabbat karne ko taiyar baite hai,
Par hai re meri futi kismat,
Koi dil leneko hi taiyar nahi.

Funny Joke Shayari

Jis waqt khuda ne tumhe banaya hoga,
ek saroor sa uske dil pe chaya hoga...
pehle socha hoga tujhe jannat mein rakh lun..
phir usse zoo ka khayal aaya hoga!!!

Hasya Shayari

Unki gali se guzre..ajeeb ittefaq tha Unki gali se guzre.
.ajeeb ittefaq tha Unho ne phool to phenka.. par gamla bhi saath tha!!

Hindi Hasya Shayari -Funny Love Joke

Mein Tumhare Liye Sab Kuch Karta..
Magar Mujhe Kaam Tha......
Mein Tumhare Liye Doob Ke Marta...
Magar Mujhe Zukham Tha !

Hindi Hasya Shayari-Funny Shayari On Majnu

koi pathar se na maare mere dewaane ko........
koi pathar se na maare mere dewaane ko........
koi pathar se na maare mere dewaane ko........
abe aage bhi to bol.........
neuclear power ka jamaana hai, bomb se udaa do saale ko.......

Hasya Hindi Shayari-Jokes On Girl

Tumko dekha....tumko dekha... tumko dekha....to yeh khayal aaya paaglon ke stock mein naya maal aaya!

Hindi Hasya Shayari-Jokes On Girl Friend

Hasino Ke Chehre Pe Har Waqt Khushi Hoti Hai,
Unnke Labon Pe Har Waqt Hansi Chaai Hoti Hai,
Doston Parr Jiss Hassina Pe Yeh Dil Aata Hai,
Aray Woh Kambakht Pehle Se Hi Fansi Hoti Hai.

Himdi Shayari Jokes-Comedy Jokes

Ye Mamla Bhi Toh Keisa Ajib-O-Garib Hai,
Tu Mujhse Dur Hoke Bhi Dil Ke Karib Hai,
Khwaish Mita De Tu Apne Dil Se Amiri Ki,
Jo Tujhko Chahta Hai Wo Ladka Garib Hai.

Hindi Hasya Shayari-Boy and Girl Joke

Boy says : – Tumse mila main kal to, mere dil mein hua ek sound, Lekin aaj tum mili to kehti ho: Your file not found! Girl says : – Aisa bhi nahin hai ke, I don't like your face , Par dil ke computer mein, nahin hai enough disk space

Hindi Hasya Shayari

shq Ko Dard-E-Sar Kahne Wale Sune,
Humne Bhi Ye Dard Apne Sar Le Liya
Humari Nighaon Se Bachkar Wo Kaha Jayenge,
Humne To Unke Mohalle Mein Hi Ghar Le Liya

Hindi Hasya Shayari-Mazakia Shayari

CHAPPAL chhoti ho jaye toh PAAON mein nahi aati,
Wah-Wah,
CHAPPAL chhoti ho jaye to PAAON mein nahi aati,
Aur GIRLFRND moti ho jaye to BAHON mein nahi aati

Hindi Hasya Shayari-Smooking Kills

Kabhi Khamoshi Bhi Bahut Kuch Keh Jati Hai,
Tadpane Ke Liye Bas Ek Yaad Reh Jati Hai,
Kya Farak Padta Hai Wills Ho Ya Gold Flake,
Jalne Ke Baad Sirf Raakh Reh Jaati Hai.

Hindi Hasya Shayari-Hindi Funny joke

Nazar Mili Jab Wo Akeli Thi, . . . .
 Dosti Hui Tab Sath Saheli Thi, . . . .
Pyar Hua To Wo Paheli Thi, . .
Dusre Ke Sath Bhag Gayi, Tab Patta Chala Yaaro, Wo Us Area Ki, . . .
 Chikni Chameli Thi…