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Ab hum aapke raste mein kabhi nahi ayenge.
Hume pata hai aap hume kaat khayenge,
hum to hai bahut hi gareeb aadmi, 14 injection kahan se lagwaenge.

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Rin lagaaya aur daag gaya wah wah,
rin lagaaya aur daag gaya, Abhijeet: Daya lagta hai, khooni bhaag gaya.

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Arj kiya hai, yu na kisi ke dil se khelo, wah wah..
Yu na kisi ke dil se khelo,
jab sms hi nahi karna hai,
to phone bechkar radio hi le lo.

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Arj kiya hai.
Delhi ki garmi se hai skin meri jali, wah wah gaur kijiyega,
delhi ki garmi se hai skin meri jali, Chura ke dil mera goriya chali.

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Ajnabi galiyo se gujra na karo, Dard-ae-dil liya aur diya na karo, Bacche ho abhi sms ke khel mein, Baraabri baadshaaho se kiya na karo.

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Arz hai…
Aap hamare dil mein base ho. . . . . . . .
Aap hamare dil mein base ho… Wah wah thoda side ho jaao saans lene waale pipe mein fase ho.

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Arz kiya hai..
ishq karne se pehle iska anjaam dekh lo, agar phir bhi samajh na aaye, to film tere naam dekh lo.

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Arz kiya hai –
Dil hai sachha aur dimaag hai kaccha wah wah wah. Dil hai sachha aur dimaagh hai kaccha..
tere messages nahi aa rahe kya baat hai bachha.

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Arz kiya hai- jis bus mein baithi ho haseenaaye,
us bus ke shishe chatak jaate hai, driver chahe jitni tej chalaye, dewaane fir bhi latak jaate hain.

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Ho gayi galti humse,
Click ho gaya mouse Duniya ki parwaah chhodo,
ban jaao meri spouse!

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Roz subha hum karte hai Itne pyar se unhe good morning...
Woh humhe ghoor kar dekhte hain Jaise 0 ERRORS but 5 WARNINGS...

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Tumhare samne hain itney items Kabhi hame bhi pick karo... Hamare pyar ke ICON pe Kabhi to tum DOUBLE-CLICK karo...

Gulzar Shayari SMS

Thandi hawaon ko 'gar qaid karna bhi chahoon. Mui khidkiyan kabhi khulne ka naam nahin leti.

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Tilism hum bhi jaante hain. Mantar hum bhi maante hain. Bas, naam ke aage jadu nahin daalte hain.

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Zindagi se dhakka lagne par bahas nahin ki. Sheesha utaara, thenga dikhaya aur aage badh gaya.

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ye dil bahut udaas hai.
koi nahi aas pass hai.
Ye yaar jara apni grl friend ka no.,dena suna hai maal bada jahkash hai.

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Chaar ghante girlfriend ka wait karne ke baad ladke ne arz kiya. Imtehaan ho gayi intezaar ki. . .Maa ki aankh aise pyaar ki….

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Baith kar mehbooba ki zulfon ke saaye mein aisa josh aaya. Wah wah wah phir? Phir kya tha uske baap ne dekha liya aur I.C.U mein hosh aaya.

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Bahut udaas hai har saksh tere jaane se, ho sake to laut aao kisi bahaane se, aaj phir tumhe dhund rahi hai police, Kyunki lota gayab hai thane ke paikhane se.

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Aap ka hasna, aap ka chalna, aap ki wo style,aap ki in aadaoon ki humne SAVE karli hai ek FILE,Ab aur nahi sah sakte hum intezaar,humare Dil ki SITE pe jaldi ENTER karo yaar.